CRASH BANDICOOT O.D.’S
I heard a couple huge SMASHES tonite to find this genius rolled past the Boys & Girls Club on our Street (with kids around) passed out with his foot on the gas , smashed over a telephone pole, jumped a 2 ft concrete wall, another pole & an entire fence structure which acted like a net to stop the vehicle. We tried looking in the vehicle & dude looked totally dead but then we saw him grabbing small puffs of air. The interior dash was smoking… The fire department lead took one look at him & said with a sigh “oh, he’s a heroin overdose, GET THE NARCO KIT!”. The paramedics showed up & shot the dead looking guy up with some Narco stuff, he woke right up & they WALKED him AWAKE to the stretcher.